Nicolas Hoult, you crazy bastard.
I’m pretty sure a bag-o-puppies can fix any situation.
Wife finds you with a tranny-hooker … BAG-O-PUPPIES
Occupy vs. Police standoff … BAG-O-PUPPIES
The filling of a McDonald’s hot apple pie gets into your eye … BAG-O-PUPPIES
“Commerce, Education and …… BAG-O-PUPPIES
Sorry, could you repeat that?
Pottermore put you in the wrong house?
You mean the quiz JK Rowling invented?
To decide your place among the four houses JK Rowling invented?
She’s wrong, is she?
“But I’m a Ravenclaw!”
No you’re not a Ravenclaw, you’re an idiot. Be quiet. Go away.
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| — | Alex Day on Pottermore (via lettingit-be) |
